masturbation

a handshake with yourself

Dick is satisfied with his boss, because of the firm and warm masturbation.

by Natsu April 10, 2006

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 23, 2021

masturbation

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

by sycop August 21, 2006

Masturbation

playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)

Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub

by love florida August 21, 2016

Masterbaiting

When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))

When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))

I JACKED OFF BY MASTERBAITING MYSELF IN THE DICK, IT FELT SO GOOD. ;))

by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006