trailer park marriage

Also known as common law marriage where two shitheads claim they’re married all over and tell people they’re married but they’re not

Leona told everyone her and Carl were married but after Carl died Leona couldn’t take possession of his house because the state didn’t recognize trailer park marriage

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

uncle-by-marriage

Uncle-in-law (only pibling's husband).

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.

My grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 8, 2024

Texas Marriage

Childhood Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"

by Rafa tha God January 18, 2023

Lavender marriage

A marriage that is in lavender

Tyler: Hey what happened to Cindy last night

Josh: I lavender marriaged that bitch

by Wendigooner March 26, 2024

nephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's husband.

My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023