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it’s that thing where it costs 6000 bucks to have your wife’s sex drive lowered
marriage sux. stick to gf
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2024
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Can This Marriage Be Saved?

in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome
A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Marriage under the sun

Paleolithic Shamanic marriage witnessed by God.

Mafia/ gangs / diatribes term

A covert marriage claim, where the intended victum my or may not now that they are being trafficked. Marriages under the sun, are characterized by abuse, forced prostitution and sex slavery.
Some say the Sun is a conscience energy. In olden times, Braves would have a Marriage under the sun.
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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nibling-by-marriage

Spouse's nibling.
My nibling-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Marriage

WRONG! Wrong you fucking dork!
Hym "Marriage relates directly to your finances AND your ability to do things like visit your significant other in the hospital (Because you need to be RELATED which is what makes it incest and is why gay marriage is seen as a necessary right). There's also an element of public perception then comes into play. You see business owner-types talking about how they are more trusting of married people. It isn't the marriage as an institution as much as it is the peripheral elements that make marriage almost necessary. You also have Jordan Peterson trying to convince people that YOU AREN'T SANE IF YOU DON'T DO IT (Get marriage). So no. There's no duplicity there. There's an element of cultural and economic enforcement that could be removed.
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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