MILF 

My Life (produces) Little Flatulence.

Greg: Ass Gas? Farting? Ew. Never done that before
Evan: Wow. I guess you're a MILF

MILF by NeverEverNebula October 13, 2022

milf 

a hot mother with big tits and a phat ass.

omg! jesse's mum is such a milf.

milf by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

milf 

mother in a loving family

my mom is such a milf

milf by jo momma November 7, 2022

MILF 

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined

nah chief keef the only milf

MILF by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022

milf 

Someone who really likes frogs.

1 : yk what milf
2: excuse me
1: milf, yk, Man I love frogs

milf by gayymfer November 14, 2022

MILF 

Man I Love Football, or more commonly, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Lily is a MILF!

MILF by PhoenixGamer34 November 23, 2022

milf 

mother, i'd like food

it's a joke you milf

milf by Anymonoymonous November 29, 2022