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Master Troll

Someone who can stop trolls from trolling.
Man 1: " When we were talking about Charlie Sheen suing CBS, someone told me that he was 'bi-winning,' so I told him to bug off and he did."
Man 2: You are such a Master Troll!
Man 3:Charlie Sheen is a liar and a fake!!!
Man 1: Face it, you're the liar troll!
(Man 3 cries and runs away)
(Man 1 makes awesome face)
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!
by bashdash4 July 4, 2011
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master bait

Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame Is lust in action; and till action, lust
Is perjured, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had
Past reason hated, as a swallowed bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad;
Mad in pursuit and in possession so,
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof and proved, a very woe;
Before a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none well TO shun the heaven that leads men to this hell. -Sonnet 129 "The Bard"
When someone takes the master bait because they're really really greedy!
by wlhafs;h;lsdkajfadl;s August 8, 2008
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Master Batter(s)

An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes pleasure in beating college students in intramurals. Anyone who cheats by placing all officials and heads of a league on one team and uses their power to get their way. A huge fag.
The Master Batter(s) is hated by everyone for loading the team and being a prick.
by airmail February 23, 2009
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Master Chief

A man in his mid-late 40's who spends most of his spare time at the beach. Often seen wearing an army cap, aviators and short swimming shorts.

Usually in pretty good physical condition, he is fully aware of this and likes to show it off. The Master Chief will do this by spending the majority of the day standing up with his arms folded, casually observing everything that goes on around him as if he's the master of all he surveys.

It is for this reason that some have also come to describe the Master Chief as the Master of the Beach.

The Master Chief may or may not be married. In cases where Master Chief is married, his wife will often sit on the beach for the majority of the day with the couples offspring and not communicate with her husband unless he speaks to her first.

In cases where Master Chief is not married he will move from spot to spot on the beach and quietly observe. It is this behaviour which highlights the difference between the un-married Master Chief and the Archetypal Old Mate, as the Old Mate will move from spot to spot on the beach and actively seek to engage others in (often unwanted) communication.

The first Master Chiefs were originally found in France in the latter part of the 20th Century but since then have spread to every continent in the world.
Master Chief casually observed the antics of the other sun lovers on the beach in a calm and calculcated manner
by cheremiah September 5, 2010
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Master Electrician

The lighting designer's personal slave.
The Lighting Designer sent the Master Electrician to starbucks and made him pay.
by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009
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master shake

a slice of mesh used to filter out shake in any sort of smoking apparatus. named after the ATHF character, but it also will master your shake.
We used a master shake to keep from inhaling the little pieces.
by xxexplosivoxx May 14, 2003
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Master Blaster

This is when you have a threesome and the guy is gett'n his dick suckd and gets a rim job at the same time then he finally cums a massive stream of baby batter and then squarts the bitches face with the hersey squirts.
Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster

Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty
by HK CLG January 15, 2010
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