Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.

"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"

by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

St Martin High pt.2

Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.

If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs

by Baby-D-K- October 21, 2021

Martha Stewart

Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

Martha

An amazing beautiful wonderful girl that is tough but sometimes she needs help for herself.She's sweet,funny,loveable,and anyone would be lucky to have someone like her in their life.She is a gift to the world and she will always make you smile even if you may be sad or mad.Be happy if you have someone like her.

"She looks beautiful"
"Her name is Martha"

by Thestormofdeath July 27, 2017

Martha Stewart

the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

by David Gomez August 4, 2003

Martha

Martha is a really good friend with amazing eyes that shine like diamonds. She is really sweet,caring, beautiful,fit, trustworthy and cute !!

I love martha look at her

by Cai in you’re English November 25, 2019

Martha

Martha is very protective over her friends and never gives up she has a strong personality and never gives up, she never stops worrying and wants to help everyone who believes they should hurt themselves, she listens to you and never lets people believe that they are worthless, she is very friendly and is a tiny bit crazy.

'Martha is a crazy person but is one of my closest friends'

by Method June 4, 2019