rib-steak and lobster

A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws

Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.

by therealchrisphillips August 22, 2018

Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.

Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 11, 2014

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 02, 2007

Blue Lobster

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.

Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!

by THE SEX MONSTER June 16, 2011

Nigerian Dirty Lobster

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples

She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.

by Rob Drama April 17, 2011

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 03, 2022

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 03, 2021