rib-steak and lobster

A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws
Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.
by therealchrisphillips August 22, 2018
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Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.
Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.
by Theyunglizard December 11, 2014
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deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.
Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!
by vizviz June 02, 2007
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Blue Lobster

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.
Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!
by THE SEX MONSTER June 16, 2011
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Nigerian Dirty Lobster

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples
She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.
by Rob Drama April 17, 2011
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Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.
by Fidgetdoge01 October 03, 2021
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Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.
I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.
by Khimp April 18, 2020
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