Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.

Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

rib-steak and lobster

A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws

Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.

by therealchrisphillips August 22, 2018

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 24, 2007

Blue Lobster

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.

Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!

by THE SEX MONSTER June 15, 2011

Nigerian Dirty Lobster

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples

She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.

by Rob Drama May 7, 2011

Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.

I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.

Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...

by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016