Crotch Lobster

The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.

Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.

by grubyq August 5, 2009

lobstersoap

kickass website based in irving texas with awesome videos of kids doing stupid shit

"Dude lets go to lobstersoap.com to watch Charles do something stupid"

by Tai May 13, 2005

rock lobster

An exclamation of excitement.
Can be used in place of rock 'n roll.

A: Are we going?
B: Yes.
A: Rock Lobster!

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

red lobster

A special form of fellatio in which the giver uses lots of teeth, and then finishes the recipient off by giving his cock an indian sunburn.

Lobsterfest was alot more fun at the other Red Lobster

by lobsterfiend January 18, 2009

Lobster-n-Lingus Day

Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.

Do you want to celebrate Lobster-n-Lingus Day at my place or yours?

by angel fire March 14, 2009

Lobster surprise

When you unknowingly use a word that has a salacious, alternative meaning.

Grandma, you should look that word up before you use it, or you'll get a lobster surprise!

by sassycatny November 17, 2020

lobster sex

when you are screwing some one and you cut their pubs off.

by sean March 26, 2003