Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

Late

YOUR FRICKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Josh:your late
Julia:No

by Austin is nothing to see :) October 27, 2021

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately; it won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2013

Late night low

When a feeling of sadness/depression comes over you when staying up late

Man, I got late night low again, what should I do?

by Megalodonmaniac344 November 4, 2020

Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere

by Gabae333 January 9, 2023

The Late April Effect

The Late April Effect or The Lapril Effect is a word for occurrences between 20-30th April, it seems we get really sad news at this time a year. Many great people die between this time and also really bad events happens.

Short examples of one of the most memorable events between 20-30th April.

Deaths
Adolf Hitler 30th
Tim Bergling (Avicii) 20th
Verne Troyer 21th

Events
Columbine High School massacre 20th
Earthquake in Kathmandu in Nepal, killing 8000, leaving over 100,000 homeless, destroying many historic sites. 25th
2011 Super Outbreak, 360 tornadoes, $12.2 billion in damages. 324 deaths and 3,100+ injuries. 25-28th

Oh no here comes The Late April Effect..

The word is mainly used at the date between 20-30th of April.

by R1SK May 13, 2018

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012