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Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong
There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small
by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023
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Lando

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your façade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah
STOP POSTING ABOUT LANDORUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!! MY FRIENDS ON T*KTOK SEND ME "DO YOU LIKE HOW I WALK?", ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING "DO YOU LIKE HOW I TALK?" I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND AAAAAALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST LANDORUS STUFF! I--- I SHOWED MY LANDORUS UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO--- I FLIPPED IT, AND I SAID, "HEY BABE, DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE DISINTEGRATES INTO CHALK?" HAHA!!! FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH, FLI-FLI-FLINCH! I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE" I LOOKED AT MY TEAMBUILDER, I THINK OF LANDORUS' POWERFUL JOB AND I GO "POWERFUL JOB? MORE LIKE SHE CRITICIZES ME FOR BEING EGOCENTRIC!" HA HA HA HA
by Breezai May 8, 2023
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Landon binnix

A red head kid who sucks at golf and needs lessons. Also known as topper guild.
Man you really looked like Landon Binnix
by TKDG May 12, 2023
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Landogger

This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania
Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO
by PCgary August 8, 2023
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Landon Sosebee

A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.
Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.
by Deshaun Simpson August 15, 2023
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Lando

Lando is the coolest person ever. Lando is just that guy and has many friends. Lando has max rizz and wears the most rizzaroli items. You’ll never meet another friend like Lando as he is very respectful. Lando is the friend who will always be by your side and never betray you (Unlike in Star Wars). Lando is a hero and will always help in anyway he can. Lando is the best.
Person 1: Brad is such a Lando.

Person 2: Yeah I can’t believe he save all those children from that burning building!
by GruntGuy October 8, 2023
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Landon stephens

A professional nba superstar known for dazzling the female genre of black people. Another definition could be a loner who has never seen the forbidden fish in his life
“Oh gosh that man is a real Landon stephens

“Wow, I’ve never seen such a Landon Stephens in my life.”
by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023
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