Sea lion Sunday

A day filled with laying around and occasionally grunting...

Katie and Texas had a serious Sea lion Sunday last week...

by Oldkate24 December 15, 2013

Meat Lion

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.

Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!

by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015

She-lion

A she-lion is a ferocious creature they resort to the lowest jobs to get money and travel in packs which are called prides. There are typically seasons which she-lions an be targeted for their strange grey aspect in bed.

She is a she-lion in the night and a vixen in the day.

by DzNutzGoteem November 6, 2015

mountain lion

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body

bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.

by magsmen77 January 15, 2016

banana lion

a banana lion is a person that has such long pupes that it hides his banana and his dick looks like a lion. so hairy infact u have to peel back the fur

i went out last night with a guy last night and got so scared because i had to pull back his banana lion

by kayandshells April 14, 2016

cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION

I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.

by wizard cow February 8, 2017