Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

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kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.

Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.

by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016

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Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

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