A large white male who thinks he is gangsta or black because he lives in a ghetto part of town and has friends accociated with gangs. Very strong and big, but slow as molasses in wintertime. Plays football as an offensive and defensive lineman, making him a master of cheating and loopholes. BIG fan of food.
by Will Hess December 24, 2007
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slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.
He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.
He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .
His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves
slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.
He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.
He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .
His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves
Gay Old man:Oh Gee willickers im such a retarded fat sack of crap sellout fanboy jew, maybe ill watch Jebus.F.kennedy and hopefully i wont be such a gay homothug lemon
AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS
JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G
Gay little boy: can i vatch heem
JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ
Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS
AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS
JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G
Gay little boy: can i vatch heem
JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ
Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS
by JebusFKennedy October 12, 2011
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- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
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- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!
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