Jizz-A-Gram

The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.

David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol

by King Jiggz May 10, 2009

Jizzaboo

An african-american who has jizz on his body or clothes.

"Yo, my man, I just cummed straight up in da air, I still gots dem jizz in my hair."
"Get outta my face widdat sheeat, Jizzaboo."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

mind jizz

where you are concentrating on an object e.g a fit woman and you accidently blow your load in your pants

corr i think i just mind jizz'd over sophie reade

by grand master ppoc September 19, 2009

dolphin jizz

Random sticky-ness or a spill of an unidentified object. Relating to jizz possibly too.

It's also just fun to say! "jizz of a dolphin; dolphin jizz.

"Yo, what's that dolphin jizz on your car"?

or

"The cobb salad looks great but what's that dolphin jizz on the chicken"?

by Djicey702 May 31, 2011

Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb

Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.

Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!

by WussGoodWitIT January 22, 2011

Jizz Fizz

The combination of pre cum and pop rocks candy, specifically when located in the mouth of a female or male during oral sex.

How do you like my jizz fizz.

by Stick G May 24, 2006

Jizz

that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!

whats really in your toaster strudel icing.

eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut

by csacdsvds February 17, 2009