Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

by twoods1 February 26, 2008

jackernaut

Most commonly used in the "Call of Duty" game series. Certain perks allow individuals to have an increased amount of health, which in turn makes them harder to kill. Stopping Power, FMJ (Full Metal Jacket), Deep Impact, Grenades and other explosive devices have no affect on these jackernauts!

see also: cocksucker, noob

Player 1: "I can"t seem to kill these cocksuckers!"
Player 2: " That"s because they're all running around with
fucking jackernaut on"

by Supreme Bish August 31, 2010

jackrammers

A word used to show frustration, or anger. Used on the FOX comedy "The Loop"

Boss-"Sam I need you to fly to Hong Kong tonight."
Sam-"Jackrammers!!!"

by Andygeewizz April 6, 2006

Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

jackess

Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.

"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."

by PirateP June 15, 2017

ninny jacket

A neon pink florescent jacket worn by the band members: sazzy, bang and ninny of propa kickin super rad is what we aim for.

ninny jackets can be purchased from H+M kids department, and have been a major fashion item and part of band uniform since march 07.

dude wheres my ninny jacket?

by ninny1 November 19, 2007