Talk into the mike

to have a girl or guy if thats your style give you a blowjob

You dude i totally had this swamp donkey to talk into the mike last night in the bar bathroom

by dekek harrison April 28, 2005

didn't go into BurgerKing

A phrase adopted by youth culture from the cult classic, Pulp Fiction meaning "did not sufficiently research that topic".

In one memorable scene of Quentin Tarrantino's best movie, before he ran out of original ideas, Jules Winnfield, a smooth talking African-American contract killer, describes his trip to Europe to his friend and fellow contract killer, Vincent Vega. He points out the subtle differences between American culture and European culture:

Vincent :But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

JULES: What?

VINCENT: It's the little differences. A nlotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.

JULES: Examples?

VINCENT: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a QuarterPounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES: What'd they call it?

VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.

JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.

Usage:

Your girfriend asks: "Dear, did you figure out which home insurance policy we should get."

You reply: I dunno, I didn't go into BurgerKing.

At this point, your girlfriend should understand 2 things. 1) You did not have time to research the topic that she brought up to provide her with a conclusive answer.
2) She should shut up and let you watch the game.

by yellowman September 26, 2005

sycophantic introspection

This psychological self-assessment is the result of teaching that pride the deadly sin can copulate with self-esteem the evil twin and give birth to something good.

Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"

society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.

sycophantic introspection has produced another narcissistic village idiot, if only they had learned CRITICAL INTROSPECTION.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

turn lead into gold

(v.) To make something with little use profitable.

I can turn lead into gold.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

Lactose Intolerant

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.

Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.

by Pokerplayingchop June 10, 2018

Get into

To get into someone is another way of saying to make out with someone, but it is more commonly used in Britain and does not necessarily mean anything sexual.

Did you get into him?

by naomii96 July 1, 2011