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inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing
This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...
by StumbOz March 23, 2017
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Gentleman’s Inch

When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.
Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”

Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
by Lindsey Wong September 16, 2022
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Kodiak inch

The additional inch of penis length hidden in the pelvic bone. e.g 5 inch penis plus a kodiak inch = 6 inch punisher)
"bro doesn't even know about the Kodiak inch"
by Kodiak inch January 12, 2024
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3 inch gang

The two inch gang rejects, a band a cowards who couldn't make the "cut" to be apart of something "bigger" than themselves
The 3 inch gang is a dilatant group of cowards not willing to make a "sacrifice" for the greater good of all mankind

Agreed no one man can wield such power without becoming corrupt and creating nothing but disparage
by mynameisnotjeff420 May 3, 2024
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power inch

term for a hand movement politicians use when speaking puclicly. The forefinger and thumb are held approximately an inch apart, while the other three fingers are tucked under, into the palm. The hand moves forward in a pointing motion.
Man, that Assemblyman was really giving him the power inch during the debate!
by Kathleen "Dot" November 10, 2008
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dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
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Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
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