Hurt Sex

Where u have sex with sandpaper and it fuckin hurts

I accidentally did Hurt Sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Hurted

Hurt but past tense

*you get punched in the face*
Yo that shit hurted

by ThatRealOneGuy December 21, 2018

my hungrys hurtin

redneck term for extreme starvation; usually including rumbling of the stomach a.k.a. rumbly in the tumbly

"Hey man my hungrys hurtin, lets go get some food."

by Ardmore and T-pain February 18, 2009

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

by Bhask December 8, 2010

ciara hurt

one of my best friends who is probably gonna go out with eddie carrasquillo once he break up w/ 7th grade sierra.

Ciara is very pretty and nice.

by LilCutieFaSho89 May 9, 2005

That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.

Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

hurted

Past tense for hurt.

That slap hurted me!!!

by cbew April 27, 2006