household ex 

household ex is either (1) when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt after the breakups or (2) an ex boyfriend that still hangs out with the ex girlfriends family and vice versa

ex: “when your little sisters new boyfriend meets the household ex”

what scott is to the kardashians

household ex by charliecharlis January 5, 2023

the household maid witnessed it all 

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.

Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.

the household maid witnessed it all by zolo1243 December 16, 2008

Flaccid house 

Generic, boring house music which doesn't give you an instant erection.

- I hear that club has a good dj
- Meh, he only plays some lame flaccid house

Flaccid house by Supizky March 22, 2011

Bills House 

A terminology or Lingo meaning "Smoking Weed".

Hey Josiah, wanna go to bills house later?

Sure bro! Lets hit up burger king after?

Bills House by Josiah Perez March 25, 2011

Frolic House 

A sub-genre of House Music.

The kind of stuff that makes you want to frolic through multiple meadows and fields. Typically happy-go-lucky, care free and airy.

Person 1: Why are you frolicking through that meadow?
Person 2: I am listening to Frolic House!

Frolic House by Kyro122 March 19, 2013

Puff House 

A term to describe a fancy and sophisticated bar or restaurant.

They've turned the Kings Head into a bloody puff house, they got rid of the pool table and mopped all the piss and vomit up off the floor.

Puff House by soiledrags March 15, 2015

Wash House 

Laundry, Laundromat

I'm going to the wash house to clean some clothes

Wash House by Goldprince23 August 7, 2015