poop a hammer

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.

..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........

by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009

fan the hammer

When a male uses either penile muscles or pinching of the fingers to spread his ejaculation out into a rapid fire series of spurts to cover more area. Named after the method used to rapidly fire a revolver seen in Old West movies.

Ryan decided to fan the hammer at the strip club resulting in a class-action lawsuit.

by PermOFrost June 9, 2016

Hammer Bag

To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual bag of douche.

Billy is such a hammer bag because he didn't come meet us at the party like he said he would.

by Adam The Duke September 19, 2006

Hammer Faced

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.

"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."

by claylovesmen July 24, 2008

Drop The Hammer

Having sex with a girl, usually a one night stand or to end a long drought of not getting any.

"Hey man, why not? It's been a while and she isn't that ugly. Take her home and drop the hammer on her. It'll be good for you."

by Alex in East Los Angeles July 1, 2012

Cum Hammer

If you dont know what a dick is by now, you're in a lot of trouble.

I have a Cum Hammer.

I use my cum hammer to nail broads to matressess.

I alos have a Cum Hammer.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

MC Hammer

Good vibes Hip Hop that everyone enjoyed during the late eighties / early nineties. Fell off with the influx of gangsta rappers in the early-mid nineties. Tried to sport some new school (for early-mid nineties), but shit wasn't happenin'. Personally, I wonder if some of his fallin' off was because some heads were jealous. Finally made a decent comeback with some religious shit. Apparently, he now lives a humble, less glamorous, and more ordinary lifestyle.

MC Hammer was hot in sports scenes. He became noticed rappin' outside Oakland Colliseum. His hits were definitely amongst the orginal "Jock Jams."

His music was obviously hot on dance floors, and is still played at many cheesy white people weddings. Well, ok, he was awesome. Awesome!

by Great White Boy December 9, 2008