ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.

I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol

by Hom Tanno February 27, 2015

Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

Neela ham

A girl that sucked off a 9th grader

Neela ham is a whore

by Damshunds April 9, 2019

Do the ham

To do the ham

Come on, BMO, do the ham

by Beowulff April 24, 2018

ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.

Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.

by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020

Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight

That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!

by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020