Happiness

Steven looked pretty happy but I guess it's hard not to be when you have your own personal fuck slave! That's hilarious!"

Hym "You've conflated 'Happiness' with acting out your narcissistic faith and/or groveling at the feet (or at least pretending to) of you Mad Jim Jaspers. So it's impossible for anyone to 'look happy' to you, you fucking idiot. Anyone who isn't married with kids CANNOT be happy to you. It's a semantic pitfall-trap because even is someone looks happy they can't 'be' happy without acting out your definition of happy. Steven was doing that. Look how happy he is. A week ago he would have used that as evidence of superiority. Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask: What's the name of your wife's surgeon friend?"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023

haling

"Haling" can be achieved in 4 steps:
1. Take a deep breath
2. Screech at your teammates
3. Run out of energy
4. Become chill again

Here is a common scenario in Apex Legends tournaments: "Guys! You're playing like f-ing idiots!" screeched ImperialHal to his teammates after dying first. "Stop haling at us!" replied Verhulst as he threateningly flexes his biceps.

by the hoe lee spirit June 11, 2023

Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.

by Bagelnine July 24, 2023

halaina

halaina - a cutsey romance that’s lovey dovey, the kind where they can’t say smiling all goo goo eyes and in love. the kind where they have to be together every where they go and always love eskimo kisses. they don’t speak many words to each other and sit in awkward silence. they can’t keep their hands off each other and are a gross kind of love.

“man i wish i had a halaina type of love”
“halaina can’t keep their hands off each other, it’s so gross!!”

by jmoney225 July 24, 2023

Haling

When you have so much passion it turns into rage.

WHY IS THIS GAME SO GLITCHY AND BUGGY ?! IM GOJNG TO START HALING!!

by alyxtheory August 8, 2023