Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys

These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.

Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.

by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017

women who don't know the value of nice guys

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.

Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

I am a Muslim girl I don’t like bad guys and girls

I am a Muslim girl I don’t like bad guys and girls

I am a Muslim girl I don’t like bad guys and girls

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

2 guys 1 sandwich

One of the most disgusting shock videos out there. It contains two guys in a kitchen. The one asks in the creepiest hentai voice ever, “Do YoU wAnT a SaNdWiCh?!” The other says is an even more disturbingly hentai voice, “YeS i LoVe YoUr SaNdWiChEs!!!” So the guy starts making the sandwiches. He spits into the patty. Then he pulls back his foreskin to reveal his whole penis head covered in dick cheese. He uses this as the cheese for the sandwich. As if this isn’t bad enough, it gets worse. The other guy eats the sandwich and says, “HeY tHiS cHeEsE iS tAcKy!” He continues to eat it happily ever after. Extremely nauseating video attempting to glorify eating dick cheese. Worse than eating cum in my opinion, DON’T WATCH!!!

Sicko: Hey wanna watch 2 guys 1 sandwich?
Poor unfortunate soul: This better not be about eating shit or cum
Sicko: No it’s even better! * he he *
* watches it *
Poor unfortunate soul: WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
* Sicko laughs while eating dick cheese in the background *
This is how I watched it btw

Btw if you’ve made it this far congratulations because everything you just read is fake

by unnamed7billion October 20, 2020

OMG guys, UFO

something said when obnoxious people talk in chatspeak (lol, omg, etc).

person 1 & friends: omg you HAD to be there, lol wtf!
person 2: OMG guys, UFO
Person 1 & friends look confused.

by Noone of Consequence December 10, 2009

You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away

What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.

John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.

by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned

by anonymous March 11, 2022