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greasy sherk 

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.
Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.
greasy sherk by Stuntcack June 27, 2014

Greasy stress 

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
Greasy stress by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015

greasy pinky 

When you finger a black girls butt
Yo man I hooked up with that hoe and Got me a greasy pinky
greasy pinky by Garry Wayne March 10, 2015

Greasy Meat Fingers 

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.
I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.
Greasy Meat Fingers by BKees April 17, 2015

Greasy Mushroom 

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
Greasy Mushroom by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage
hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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