Going To The Store

(Verb, To go to the store) Referring to the youtube video, "Going To The Store", where a claymation man seemingly has an epileptic fit whilst walking down the street, accompanied by a jaunty tune. If you say someone "Went to the store", it means they committed an act of insanity or clumsiness that results in people openly asking, "What the ACTUAL fuck, did I just see?"

"Dude, Mr. Goldsmith totally went to the store on us in metalwork last block."

"Hahaha, When you tripped, it looked like you were going to the store, bro!"

"You look like you're going to the store whenever you run, no offense"

"I know, I totally go to the store whenever I drink, I'm such a flail."

by RascallyRabbit September 12, 2011

Going Iranian

To conduct peaceful protest against perceived injustice.

They were going Iranian on his ass when he tried to close down the schools.

by Ali Agha Joon Joon July 29, 2009

going to steve's house

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

by B-Beezy May 29, 2010

going against the grain

Doing the opposite of what is requested

Man, I ask you to wear jeans, here you come in a suit, you always going against the grain!

by Isaid it November 27, 2017

Going down

The various acts you want to do to your girl

Oh, what I would give to go down on Johanna
I tried going down on my girl, it was amazing

by Yeetuss May 22, 2019

Going to Canada

Meaning to kill someone.

A term that originates from Serbia.

"God, I really hate Steve, dirty fucker."
-"Give me a small fee and he'll be Going to Canada."

by nuclear_cum March 16, 2020

It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008