Red Goon

The devil's piss

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"

by shesparalytic October 26, 2018

The Goodna

Shaving your bits with a rusty razor

Nikki did The Goodna on her bits preparing for the weekend

by GIlli bean May 4, 2019

Violent goon

Block 6 said this in the latest plugged in with fumez the engineer

This sentence means these goons are not shotters however they are killers and aggressive

Quinton: Tabitha will get some violent goons onto me
Joseph:that’s peak you have yo ask him to bless it

by I'm not a badman I'm a badboy September 9, 2020

Omegle goon

The men you find on the site that have their dick out.

Its hard to go on Omegle these days without finding all these Omegle goons.

by dimitri III September 14, 2020

Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person

This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street

by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021

dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.

ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.

by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021

Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.

Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021