Goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire . The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in December 6, 2006

goober

Reference to one who is goob-like in personality and physical traits.

San Jose David is such a goober.

by your boy blue April 3, 2009

Goober

1.A dog treat that is loved by certain dogs that get so excited when you say "goober? goober? wanna goober???"that they cock their head sideways and stick their ears up sometimes they get so excited they just freeze up and urinate (or pee) themselves.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.

John: Skeeter!?! Ya wanna goober?!?!? Goober yeah?!?! Ya wanna goober skeeter?!?! Goober?!?!?
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!

by iliketurtlesalot November 2, 2009

goober

When you have a fat ass and you fart and the skin ripples.

Dude stop fucking goobering its nasty.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010

goob

a person who is a giant noob

Jessica, you are a freaking goob.

by Kela January 11, 2008

goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

goobank

They word goobank is just a word that means anything and is used mostly for insults.

Your sister is a dirty goobank.

by UrShEr March 20, 2005