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Porridge gobbler

A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt!
You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate, he's a fuckin' porridge gobbler!
by Theoutlaw. April 28, 2008
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gobbler

the "double-chin" or the fat beneath the chinbone. Derived from the skin that roosters have under their beaks. Subject Example: Brian Sweeney.
Dude you have a massive gobbler!
by Joseph J May 28, 2003
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Cock gobbler

Pronounced:(Cawk gawb-blur)

Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.
Double chins are directly proportional to Value Meal intake of cock gobbler.

"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."
by Turkey ball November 7, 2012
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Gofble

to be extremely arrogant/ignorant/stupid/gay/retarded/bad.

it's just an all around awful word.
Shreeya and Sameer are extremely gofble.
by ooglytoop7272 June 19, 2010
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turkey gobble

While bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner's package - thus creating the turkey gobble.
When Ben mooned Betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.
by DocP May 15, 2006
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cob-gobbler

When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.
Man look at her go - your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.
by MBlaster August 4, 2007
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Goblet of Fire

when two gay men use hot sauce as lubricant for anal sex
degner gave brian a goblet of fire last night
by mic flecher September 24, 2008
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