Godsturbator

A person who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

They are usually spotted trying to bootleg their religion into lawmaking. In other instances, they can be spotted posting comments on social media decrying progressive social matters such as "marriage equality" because "marriage is between a man and a woman" regardless of whether anyone else follows their beliefs, or not.

In extreme circumstances, they can be spotted at gay soldiers funerals, holding classy placards such as "God Hates Fags".

1. Whilst reading through the comments on a Sydney Morning Herald article about the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, it didn't take long for the godsturbators to show up, spewing their bile.

2. Tal, I've just had a knock at the door by those Godsturbators!

by coffeebeaner May 11, 2014

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

Godslut

A slut who loves god

That girl in church was a GodSlut

by LiquidComedian June 6, 2016

gods bra

the God holds your breats, so they are firm and not flappy

God is holding her breasts: she has Gods bra

by nuxov December 7, 2016

gods herb

Dank ass holy plant (aka marijuana)
Coined by J-boy, December 2016

Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."

Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"

by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017

Gods water

Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.

How's that Gods water taste boy?

by Akdicjsbdkdjciskdjdof March 28, 2017