The leader of a class, generally regarding global history, that takes full responsibility as both the spiritual and physical leader. The process of choosing Godsautner is quite complex, and takes years of evaluation. Qualities one might look for are being mad tough, super cool, and totally badass. Also, you have to really love sports.
Person A. Dude, who's going to prevent the midterm?
Person B. Don't worry, the Godsautner's got out back.
Person A. Do you think Matt could ever be Godsautner?
Person B. Totally, he's a boss, and I heard he loves sports.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).