old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart

He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!

by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

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Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

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a goober

tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.

Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!

by DaSwiper January 16, 2011

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