Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.

As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin

by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019

on goblin

It’s like on god but just on goblin or u can use on gremlin

Aye you got that pressure? Yeah bro. Put that ong. On goblin bro

by OnGoblin June 13, 2019

Cunt Goblet

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.

I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.

by Airi R August 22, 2019

Starbucks goblin

The most basic of thots.

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.

by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019

pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.

Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!

by Churc1070 December 21, 2019

girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.

Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.

by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020