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gear-happy

One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.
"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008
by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008
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geoarchaeologist

a person who studies rocks and people's bones and who think that they are smarter than either an archaeologist or a geologist. the future in coolness!!!!!!!
dude: are you an archaeologist?
man: no i'm a geoarchaeologist!! we're cooler than your regular archaeologist!!!!

man:hey babay, ever been with a geoarchaeologist before??

woman: no

man: ill make the ground shake and your bed rock.
by the geoarchaeologists October 28, 2009
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gear chair

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
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Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.
Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.
by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012
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Gearsh

Learning music gear from a local musician instead of buying it.
Aspiring Musician: "I want to learn how to play Piano, but I'm too broke to get my own piano"

Mr. Gearsh : "You don't need to buy a Piano, just gearsh it."
by Mr.Gearsh June 17, 2018
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Gearing

The act of wearing all of your gear at once
John Glazer loves gearing
by John Glazer loves Gear March 30, 2019
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Gearheaded

Player 1: Fast travel to me, I need assistance ASAP!
Player 2: I can’t, I’m gearheaded.
by kdlaird May 18, 2020
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