See also half-tard and quarter-tard. A full-tard is one who has 100% retard blood coarsing through their brains. This can mean two things. Half the time, the person will be born a retard, with limited brain capacity and other problems. The other half of the time, the person will slip through the nets of schooling and manage to finish some amount of their life with everyone thinking they are normal. However, eventually their blood will mature and they will begin acting like a retard. While they have adapated to society (see evolution) they still do not process the brain power to function without failure. They will constantly do stupid things.
Guy 1: "Look at Gillis making that pizza. He's actually having trouble."
Guy 2: "Dude, Gillis is a fucking full-tard. He can't help it."
Guy 1: "Ah. Fucker."
Guy 2: "Dude, Gillis is a fucking full-tard. He can't help it."
Guy 1: "Ah. Fucker."
by Johnny Rustic February 05, 2006
The act of rubbing fuzzy dice onto the scrotum generating static electricity to form on the pubic hair. You then proceed to use your electrified pubes to fuck your girlfriend to shock her into an orgasm.
by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer August 06, 2015
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
Term to describe a male as gay.
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!
by kenpk November 09, 2006
Sit a girl indian style and roll her on her back,then with your ass pointing towards her head squat and point your cock and plunge it in either hole.
by ghphilly October 25, 2009
by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008