fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

Mini-Fringe

When you accidentally shave a tiny bit of your head at the front, and then it grows back under your fringe (or bangs if you are American) and when someone lifts up your fringe, there is a shorter bit of hair under it and it makes you frown. >:(

Person: Haha, you have a mini-fringe!
Other person: *sticks tongue out*

by DeathByFeathers February 15, 2010

Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.

Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !

by Bingibongooooooo October 27, 2010

French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

by Dante7777 July 30, 2013

Vagina Fringe

when your fringe separates in the middle, making it a vagina fringe

Wow, you seriously need to sort out your hair, it looks like a vagina fringe

by lewlhahaha March 5, 2014

Rusty Fringe

The haircut of a ginger lady similar to 70's porno pubes.

Ooft, did you see the rusty fringe on her, that's shite fae her.

by ArmouredBadger February 24, 2015

gass fring

Really cool dude, who likes to deal😏

He is so a gass fring👌🏼

by DanieKamel April 22, 2017