Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Tuning fork

The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork

I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork

by Big Jolly April 16, 2024

Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023

Fork

A fork is when someone is being 3 faced

Omg your such a fork you say you like mary in front of Antony then u say you dont in front of Jack

by thealieninyourtrash February 4, 2021

fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker November 30, 2022

Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.

Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.

by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018