kelly foral

A Kelly Foral is a loving mother with a large heart and larger dobanhonkeroos(breasts).

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Kylie Jenner is a real Kelly Foral, look at that cleavage.

by Jacquise Belding March 3, 2024

Semi-formal Laws of Logic

The messy, real-world application of formal logic where human language, context, and ambiguity crash into pure reason. These are the rules that govern arguments when you're not dealing with mathematical symbols but with actual sentences that mean slightly different things to different people. "A is A" becomes "A is A, unless A is being sarcastic, or metaphorical, or referencing a meme you don't understand." Semi-formal logic acknowledges that while the underlying laws are absolute, their application in human communication requires interpretation, charity, and occasionally, asking "What do you mean by that?"

Semi-formal Laws of Logic"Technically, when I said 'I'm literally dying of hunger,' I violated the Law of Identity because I'm not literally dying. But by Semi-formal Logic, you understood I was hangry and should have offered me a snack instead of correcting me."

by Dumu The Void February 23, 2026

Lord Firealarm

One of the higher ranking officials for King Chlamydia in Producer Kingdom

Tyrone: Yo you see Lord Firealarm dropped?
Charlie: Yeah no way he did.

by Emperor Unc August 28, 2025

Is this guy forrealz?

A phrase used when seeing someone who sounds, talks, acts, etc gay when no one is sure what their sexual orientation is.

Guy 1: (In a gay tone) Uhhhhmmm, excuse me could I see that?
(Pause)
Spectator: Is this guy forrealz?
Guy 2:Are you forrealz?
Spectator: (Laughs)

by iPhoneBuddie January 18, 2011

bitch u fo real

Commonly said when u fuck something up.

oops i fucked ur bitch. Bitch u fo real???

by rodrah February 24, 2017

Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.

I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking

by Marsha69 February 10, 2020

Fort Mac Foreplay

When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.

When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.

by Tomalomasarus January 9, 2021