dirty flower

when you shit on a virgins pussy.

i shit on the tight shit

by boots May 13, 2005

blooming flower

When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.

Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!

by Bob slideil April 30, 2006

Flower Picker

Someone who gives guys handjobs, the motion of picking flowers, unttil they cum and you catch it in your mouth then give head with the cum in your mouth.

That guy is a flower picker. They went flower picking last night.

by that guy ;) October 7, 2010

Flower Bitch

The guy who delivers flowers to elders during the COVID-19 crisis.

Trevor is the flower bitch at the assisted living.

by Bcoll May 19, 2020

Flower Top

The girl is standing with her legs spread and she smashes the guys face into her vagina in an aggressive manner.

He had a nice flower top after going down on her.

by Scottie 2 hootie January 14, 2016

wilted flower

When a man originally has an erection, but after having an orgasm and ejaculating, their penis becomes soft and the erection gone.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019

pork flower

Someone that wears lots of makeup in spite of the fact it only draws attention to how ugly they really are.

*Points at girl*
"Check out that pork flower!"

by ratkid132 December 16, 2008