Flesh head

A bald man

Wow, the sun has just dazzled me bouncing off the managers flesh head

by SmurgleT November 11, 2022

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.

That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !

by The Norx June 11, 2018

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 21, 2022

burnt flesh

burnt flesh is a person who is very cool and has a lot of friends (or u can call burntflesh madoka instead)

burnt flesh is an amazing person!

by Madoka!#6666 August 15, 2023

Flesh holster

Your butthole when it welcomes an erect penis into it.

Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.

by FleshHolster January 28, 2022