Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

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Fee fur

Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.

Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.

Danny: Fee fur.

by BaseHit5 December 22, 2009

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Fur Dusting

Similar to Dusting but with a twist. The act of mutual felatio between a human and dog where one or both participants pass wind during the act

C2: "Last night I was fur dusting with rover and he darted mid lick!"

by Shits and giggles on the road September 28, 2020

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polar bear fur

an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair

I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

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French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

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