farsighted

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.

Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"

by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014

fat flaps

A fat person's "boobs" which are actually just a piece of skin filled with fat.

Fat person: Hahahah you have no boobs!
Skinny person: Neither do you! You have fat flaps!

by Liissiieee (: June 22, 2011

Chinky Flaps

An unpleasant smelling vagina or a stinking fanny

" Ohh mate she had some right Chinky Flaps" - Proceed with waving hand across face while saying " Phwaaaaaaa" in a sterotypical chinese accent

by BelugaG December 16, 2012

MUTT MUTT FLAPS

FRUMPY HOO LIPS,PUFFY MEAT CURTAINS THAT DANGLE FREELY

KIMMIE'S MUTT MUTT FLAPS WERE SLAPPING MY NUTS DURING DOGGIE STYLE

by PAUL & KIMMIE MONROE February 19, 2009

Six Flags

n. A meaningless chain of filthy cloned amusement parks spread throughout the world. Offered at the generic parks are generic rides repeatedly named after DC comic heroes and Looney Tune cartoon characters.

I went to a lame Six Flags park today and rode the same lame rides available at almost every other lame Six Flags park.

by Etrain April 27, 2004

farst

a homo way of saying fast, coined by some limey and used constantly by some horrible spawn of their's on a constant basis.

21:00 <Elixir> I found myself questioning why people say "Fasst" in america and not "Farst" last night

by guess January 11, 2004

veal flaps

Large freshy area the hangs off a woman's virgina.

Peel back the Veal Flaps and drive the Meat Bus home because Daddy's gotta cum.

by xxjjpxx September 15, 2003