fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019

Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough

Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag

by What's fappenin November 20, 2017

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014