evangelanthropist

A person that preaches the gospels who gives freely of their abundance to the needy

As an evangelanthropist, he gave all his inheritance away to the homeless shelter while preaching there one day, without thinking of how he would get home without taxi money.

by evangelanthropy101 April 22, 2013

Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.

Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning

by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017

evan rice

A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money

Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.

by Dmb April 18, 2017

Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.

Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017