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election

A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.
no exmaple needed, watch that fictitious TV stuff.
by Brent S. November 3, 2004
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Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.
On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.
by suckmydickwithyourmotherslips November 2, 2020
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immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
by Looger November 1, 2007
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Election Twitter

A segment of Twitter users who analyze, discuss, and debate elections and politics in the United States and around the world.

Sometimes Election Twitter can be referred to as (ET)
Election Twitter went crazy after last nights election results.
by Shawnpsam January 22, 2022
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Erecion

Spanish for Erection.
Also the name of the Spanish based boy band set in New York sweeping girls off their feet and into their bedrooms.
Oye Mi hija, are you going to see Erecion live tonight.
You know it, my erecion for them is uncontrollable.
by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007
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Positive Election Disease

A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.

Facts about PED:

PED feeds on bipartisanship.

Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.

PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.

Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.

Network news makes it worse.

PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.

PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.

During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."

registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
by IndependentForever November 1, 2009
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election denier

A radical MAGA supporter who believes that there was election fraud or "ballot stuffing" during the 2020 election.
Mr. Smith said That the 2020 election was stolen and rigged by democrats. Mr Smith is an election denier.
by LordofSunshine October 21, 2022
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