jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey
Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty
Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty
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Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."
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Edden is hebrew for fat sack of shit, usually used by parents who hate their child if it was an accidental pregnancy. If a parent names their kid Edden, that means that they fucking hate that fat fuck and wish they never had him.
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Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
nerd #1 "oh my god! i just got 500 EVO points in E.V.O search for eden!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
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Get the E.V.O Search For Eden mug.Eden is the very essence of the ever-puzzling ultimate question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. It is the divine, sublime, heavenly, Godly proof of unicorn riders who ride on rainbows and fart waterfalls out of their perfect bubble bums. It is also commonly believed to be an awfully dissapointingly useless, humorless and disastraus answer consisting of a poor meaningless number, 42.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.
Dickhead: "What just happened?!"
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."
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