1 definition by Altis
Eden is the very essence of the ever-puzzling ultimate question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. It is the divine, sublime, heavenly, Godly proof of unicorn riders who ride on rainbows and fart waterfalls out of their perfect bubble bums. It is also commonly believed to be an awfully dissapointingly useless, humorless and disastraus answer consisting of a poor meaningless number, 42.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.
Dickhead: "What just happened?!"
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."
by Altis January 24, 2016