Drunk-fished 

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

Drunk-fished by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

drunk noodle 

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

drunk noodle by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

drunk leslie 

Drinks a lot and starts to get really mean. Tears are not uncommon.

Ut oh, drunk leslie is here.

drunk leslie by NotJeffHaHa January 23, 2021

drunk clown 

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them

Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!

drunk clown by Managerial Master March 28, 2022

Drunk and nasty 

To be horny with another person and get it on while under the influence of alcohol. To have sex… etc

Boy: wanna get drunk and nasty?
Girl: sure
*starts making out*

Drunk and nasty by Hahah1235482@ May 22, 2022

drunk Eddie 

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

drunk Eddie by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Drunk Dialing Syndrome 

The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.

I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.

Drunk Dialing Syndrome by Daniel Marq May 13, 2008