Dirty Bueno

The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.

James: "I hated her, so I thought the best way to humiliate her was to give her a Dirty Bueno"

by Travis Bueno January 2, 2008

Dirty Dole

To insert a banana into your partner's anus, peel it, and proceed to eat it.

I was horny and in need of potassium, so I gave a dirty dole.

by Beauty Bear February 18, 2008

Dirty corn

When you shit and there is corn in the shit.

Theres some dirty corn in toliet so watch out.

by Jingly John May 1, 2009

Dirty Skyping

The act of stripping for someone via the webcam program skype.

I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.

by mkins January 27, 2010

dirty ringtone

when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.

Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.

by bendstringz August 13, 2010

dirty bobsled

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.

I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.

by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.

After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.

by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010