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When you perform cunnilingus on a girl while she is taking a shit. It involves the use by a sex partner of the mouth, lips and tongue to stimulate the female's clitoris and vulva while she is making a poo. The lesbian blumpkin.
"Maybe going dumper diving on Rhonda in the Taco Bell bathroom wasn't such a good idea" Bro#1 (hipster with beard)
"Bro, I bet you were a hot mess!" Bro#2
"Bro, you can say that again!"Bro#1
"Bro, I bet you were a hot mess!" Bro#2
"Bro, you can say that again!"Bro#1
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Get the Dumper Diving mug.Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.
EX 1
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"
Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."
EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"
Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"
Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."
EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"
Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."
by Blake Kahn October 3, 2008
Get the The Dutch Divingboard mug.Maintaining an air of credibility when faced with your own lack of sincerity and honesty.
Rarely successful.
Rarely successful.
Mike: Fancy getting together later?
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
by Angel_k April 12, 2011
Get the Disingenuous mug.when a male breaks up with his girlfriend and then in desperate times either days or months down the road he goes back to the girl (hes looking in the dumpster for the old garbage he threw away hoping to find it and get a piece of ass). weve all meet these people before
man1 asks what man 2 did last nite
man2 responds to man1 by saying he was with his ex last nite
then man1 says to man2 so you were dumpster diving
man2 responds to man1 by saying he was with his ex last nite
then man1 says to man2 so you were dumpster diving
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